The French Games
We are delighted to present the capsule collection "The French Games" celebrating the Olympics in Paris. This drop features three new, completely authentic Olympic disciplines arisen with the French location this year, and we are thrilled to introduce them to the world.
First, we have the noble sport of Croissant Throwing. Imagine the grace and precision of shot put, but with a croissant. Competitors must channel their inner pâtissier to achieve the perfect throw, combining strength and delicacy.
Next up, the fierce competition of Flute Fencing. Picture the intensity of two skilled competitors dueling with French flutes. This event requires not only agility and finesse but also a keen sense of rhythm. Each parry and thrust tells a musical story, and our tees honor this unique blend of combat and melody.
And finally, the thrilling event of Flute Throwing. Think of the javelin throw, but with a flute. This discipline demands impeccable technique and a touch of whimsy, as athletes aim for distance and accuracy. The elegance of a flute soaring through the air is a sight to behold, and our tees celebrate this whimsical sport.
These tees are, as always, crafted from 100% organic cotton. Each style is limited in number, making them as rare as these "official" sports. Celebrate "The French Games" with us and grab one of these tees before they become legendary artifacts of sporting history!